.Y U NO LIKE ME?

the question posted above is really a question i wanna ask. y u no like me because me face FAT? oh the feeling of a fat person *sigh* look down on myself.

me; a combo of a fat and #foreveralone moves. how cool can i get? psssh. well, actually not that i am sorry for myself that i am a SINGLE lady now it just that lately i feel recently everyone think i am desperate for a boyfriend *roll eyes* FYI, i am not. i am awesome the way i am now.

is it because i've been chanting how this specific guy is SO cool *ehem* because he play this specific instrument doesn't mean i like him as in more than a friendly liking. that is instrumentalist! that is the same as saying i like to smell my own fart just because i keep on pressing that my fart smells like lavender *it does. HAHAHAHAH*

i do admit that sometimes when you the people around you either in a relationship or hooking up (minus those who either enganged and married) and you sat there looking pathetic and alone it sucks. it really does.the love is in the air around them but the air around you filled with loneliness and depression. imagine a bread that suddenly get this one patch of mold on it. and yes, the mold is you. it ruins the whole mood.

people will start feeling sorry for you and told you that you are still young and yaddaa yaddaa yaddaaa. you'll find someone soon or someone will eventually come and propose you. you gotta to be kidding me. telling the single people all those stuff will make them feel worst. no shit. its the same as pouring a 10 gallons of oil into a raging fire of depression. it won't make it better but worst. so stop saying all those stupid stuff. it hurts not healing.

and those who already leave the #singleclub please don't be all lovey dovey in front of us. YES, we are jealous. who could blame us? we are lonely, depressed, single but NOT desperate and needy nor lusty *perhaps a little? HAHAHAH. ahem. the point here is, please respect us, the AWESOME. you might become our topic to be pissed on. well, we too are human and can be bitch you know *flips hair.

how GORGEOUS we are don't you think?

not being vain or anything, it just that when i was in a relationship, there are guys who will hint on me but when i am single, NONE are.

guys logic;

me, in a relationship.

me while single. Y NO AFFORD ME?
well, maybe i am exeggearting a BIT but you got my point. and true that, guys find a girl a lot hotter when she is in a relationship. why? because there's more thrill to it. hard to get. #lesson1 be hard to get and pretend you have a boyfriend.

and oh, the memes can be use in the facebook chat!!!! i no lie!
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bai bai <3