.gay club FTW.

people, calm your tities! well, only if you have TWO. bahaha. *ignore my joke attempt. for those who doesn't have tities... then calm your........ penises? BHAHAHAHAHHA. oh god, my lame jokes worth it. sob sob. proud of myself.

Before you start on making all those stupid and controversial assumptions and CIRCULATING news about this blogspot, please, please, open up your horizons of thoughts. are you going to stay this *point your whole body*  er.... lame for the rest of your life? making other poeple life miserable when one wants to enjoy them? puh lease. get a freaking life people.  i owe you nothing but YOU owe me every-freaking-thing. *don't ask me where the hell did that come from

this post is actually to give you a few simple yet reasonable REASONS why WHY gay club are better for all those women out there to go rather than all those straight club. well, with exception for the some extreme AFFECTION display you'll see there. not that it's gross but er.. you'll understand. some of them might even look cuter than the couple you'd see daily *hint: i know what you're thinking and the answer? i leave it all up to your unlimited pervert-loves-gossips imagination. *cue:imagination movers theme song* lame lame. BAHHAHAH

 

1. 99.9 %  of the guys the guys who went there won't try to get into your pants or some other sexual ways to relief their pervert desire.

well, hello? that's the reason why it is called a gay club not mere CLUB. pshhhh *roll eyes* gay won't attracted to women like you and me. pshhhh. well, except for lesbians which if you include them too BUT lesbians are far more faithful to their partner then those straight one. well, maybe JUST maybe they know their species are endangered *lame joke attempt hor. no harm mean!* so, no worries. no one will make a stupid moves on you even when you sit there waiting your friends to get the drinks and you become the table reserver *woman NOT man* the gays are actually more friendly than the girls. believe me, i KNOW this from experience. *not necessarily from GAYCLUB for god sake. and they are more fun to be with! GAY friends FTW! well, up untill you rage a war againt them though and REMEMBER they are GUYS. your reputation will shattered quickly than a quick sand when you have problems with guys especially GAYS.

2. fun, excitiment and all about FUN.

with respect of my first reason, i hereby announce that, WE CAN PARTY ALL NIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!! i mean, there's no need for you to control all your attempt flirting to very single guy in the room *fail fail fail* i mean why should you even in the first place. if you want to make a move, choose la other place. the reason why to go to gay club is to have fun i mean REAL fun *dance,laugh etc which ever come to your puny mind* without worrying the male species. but REMEMBER! every time you want to go to club, remember to bring boy friendS not your boyfriend but BOY-----FRIENDDDDDDs. for your safety too. one can never know what gonna happen. you can dance like nobody's bussiness. laugh like there's no tomorrow. being silly without worrying no guys will make moves on you *well DUH* and party LIKE A BOSS! WOHOOOOO!!!!! 

3. you can dance with the cute GUYS *not just CUTE BUT HOT* 

putting aside the fact that they are gays, MOST of the clubbers will be either, cute, handsome, hot, sexy or might all of the above!!! *drool* so you can brag that some hotties dance with you last night which is entirely trues but putting aside that they are gay and have some interest in you which is obvious. you can dance with them without being called a slut because you wont even have 90% of chance to have them. pshhh. *the other 10% just in case you are lucky enough they are BI. BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.

well, i know my reasons are not that erm.. how should i put it, more reasonable? BUT you get the whole idea.... right? it is for FUN you sucker. pshhh! get a life~

babai!