.women and kitchen.

call me a feminist or womanist or girlist or whatever BUT i am sick and BORED reading and listening the kitchen jokes, especially sandwich.

''baby girl, make me some sandwich!" le boyfriend playing Sykrim.
"why don't you?" le gf reading ze book.
"because you have no penises"
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assholes.
why does woman will always be the one to cook? why must a woman KNOW how to cook? if a guy doesn't know how to change a light bulb, people still makes excuses for them and when a woman doesn't know hwo to cook it seems like a mortal sin.
what irritates me the most is, if a woman doesn't know how to cook, she does not fit to marry YET or worst, not a suitable wife etc etc. i mean, daffuuuqq? who made the rules that women must COOK? who made it rules that women must stay in the kitchen.
back in 500 b.c, the homo sapiens live in caves that doesn't have kitchen and stuff. the guys prepares dinner by roasting the animals they hunt. men and women COOK equally.
guys too should know how to cook. what if suddenly your wife fall sick and cannot move out of bed? are you going to eat outside till she gets better? or would you get a maid?

MAID COOK ALL THE FOOD!!!

the point here is, MEN TOO SHOULD know how to COOK. what's wrong with cooking? cause cooking is for pussies? puh-lease. there are lots of great chef out there, which most of them are men. some why don't you? boling water is NOT considered as cooking. preparing instant noodle too. well, frying eggs...... not to bad.

what i am trying to say is, women and kitchen does not correlate together. not like men and ashholes. they correlate perfectly. see what i did there? heh.

moving on to the next point, i honestly find it annoying when people cannot keep their mouth off. i mean, just because you knew things about doesn't mean you can tell the others about it. especially those who are too narrow minded and judgemental. ugh.
well, congratulation on being stamped as a know-it-all but there's no need being greedy for spread-it-all awards.
it annoys the hell out of me.
why people keep tellng stories behind me, i have no idea. get a life. ugh. honestly, just say what you want in front of me. there's no need to spread stupid news about me behind my back. JUST BECAUSE I CAN DO THINGS YOU CAN'T doesn't give you the right to spread things you know about it.
you are just freaking JEALOUS of my awesomeness. so what if i enjoy myself going places you doesn't have the courage to go or juts to keep up to your reputation? does it save you from hell? or not.
i live my live like how i want it to be. HATERS GONNA HATE.

so what if spend all my money on shoes? does it bothers you? did i ask for your money? did i dumped all the shoes on your face? oh i would love that.
you have no right to tell the other about the story of my life. i don't need cheap and free agent like you for my fame. please. i have my agents. i pay them. so please. or i have to put arrow to your knee.
why being a such a bitch?

.RAWWRR is not I LOVE YOU in DINOSAOUR language.

RAWRRRR is NOT i love you in dinosaur language. it never has. never will. no one even knows if they even sounded like that. how if they actually can speak like human or squeal like a pig or even meowing like the cat.what if it actually means fuck you?

if you ever watch jurassic park, does the dinosaour looks like it loves you when it rawr-ing before chasing you and eat YOU? oh sure it does. like me. I LOVE MY FOOD AND I ATE THEM.

well, every predator love their food.

well, let's move on from that. this crap is not the reason why i made this post. what i want to ramble is about, "the past shall remain the past"

this is dedicated to all those who are sitting for exam *hint : myself* the feeling after walking out of the torture hall doesn't and cannot be considered as grateful or relief especially when you know you did not do well. for example when you had swapped the case name like a boss or you forgot the principle of the case or you REALIZED actually your understanding of the case was DIFFERENT from majority of your friends RIGHT after you step out of the exam hall. or worst, you didn't remember a single case. *sigh sigh

yet, all these are not worth remembered. it shall remain the past. i won't elaborate more on why you should because.... you'll get more stress than you already are now. HAHA.you might start to think, why oh why why why didn't i study earlier and those along the same line.

the past shall remain the past and let it be a history you never want to repeat. ahem *note to self. this is only a shot post :) so yeah.

tooodleessss babiesss :) *flips hair and leave dramatically!

.annoying you as it is.

"hey hey! hey apple!"..... "hey hey! hey apple! APPLE!"

"what orangeeee? *roll eyes*" 

"how do you know which is bottom?"

"bottom? what bottom?"

"your bottom. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

do you know what annoying mean? as in literally? nope? guess, what. it is best describe by the following criteria.

1. people who doesn't do their work.

these *disgusted face* people should rot. i mean, you've been given your job, ESPECIALLY group works, and then YOU do not do your work. hoping some fucking kind samaritan to do it for you by giving some totally  lame excuses as in not enough time, i have to much work, yadaa yadaa yadaa. guess what, we take the same course, given the same work, participate in the same activities and YET i can finish my job in TIME and you don't and gave those super LAME excuses. surprise surprise! maybe i used a totally different watch that gives me another 5 hours extra per day so instead of 24/7 like yours, mine will be 29/190. and that's why i have extra TIME not only to do my f part but also YOURS. how convenient. and even the smallest details you couldn't do and expect me to do everything. after failing to complete your part, you also fail to even contribute to at least edit the compilation *YES also done by me and partner* and even expect the other member to lick your armpits in case it grows mushrooms. *gag*. so yeah, that is one example to illustrate annoying-ness.

2. people who doesn't value their friends.
if the above should rot, THIS, should throw themselves in a raging fire. not that we want you to give us money, skirts, make ups, parfumes, shoes or bags *but we'll appreciate it* but at least show some appreciation. what? are we like a problem sponge? only when you have all those problems then you come looking for us. when you need something then you come running like a freaking horse with weird sound *AHHHHEEHEHEEHHEHE* to get it from us? or WHEN YOU FREAKING DON'T HAVE OTHER FRIENDS THEN YOU COME TO FIND US AS THE LAST RESORT? or even when you don't have the attention of your LOVER or when you are SINGLe then you realize our existence? and oh, when YOU need a freaking companion to color your dull life?

3. who makes other people feel bad of themselves and others.
simple: ANIMAL.ungrateful.bully.low self-esteem.ANIMAL.bastard.

4. people rants on stupid things.POSERS.
oh yeah, you got me there.

bye!

.nobody's story.

when you walk pass a really old man, holding a stick without no one helping looking so helpless, what is the first thing enters your mind?
some common answers will be:
1. where are his family??
2. pshhhh. probably some beggar.
3. didn't see anyone and walk past through.

how many of you actually going to help the old man? if it is me, i might be thinking twice maybe thrice well most probably not helping. well are you? it's not about the lack of morals or the decreasing value of humanity among the human race nowadays. it's just there's so much things going on in this world that it is so hard for you to actually trust people easily.

the accessibility of news nowadays actually giving us the advantage to understand how things really work now. to understand people is to understand the way the world works now. to survive. how are you going to survive if to trust people so easily can be a disadvantage? some people are just to vulnerable when it comes to people. especially when it come to children and old people. i do have tender hearts for these two but my not so-innocent knowledge about this un-virgin world do help me to survive.

the deteroriating value of trust in this time of life have somewhat drag along many other good values that one might find in others if just trust is valued as it was before. the mysteries in life, the beauty in friendship and the adventure in every new person we know might surprise more than we expect. how do you value trust depends on you entirely.

for me, as long as you keep your promises, i can trust you. but to trust you well enough is another story. i admit that i had not been able to keep some promise that i made but i tried to make it up to them. but what i regret most was, the chances that was blown away together with the promises i couldn't keep.

a not so wise man told me, trust is so fragile you know, once you broke mine towards you, i would never going to trust you again.

so, lesson learnt. even though such er, wise words was never expected from him, but i believe those words really come from him =.= sorry man.

.random rambling.

 hey watermelon-ist!

there's always a group of people which you couldn't stand. ALWAYS. yes, you can always deny if you want to but i do believe deep deep deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down in your uncaring heart you have. well, maybe just a tid bit annoyed  am i not right?

oh okay, maybe not a group maybe just a few. who aren't? recently i had this talked with  my fellow muggle friends about how they actually pick and choose their friends. 

i myself do pick and choose my friends. well, quite picky i might add to that. however, i have this one specific friend whose thinking are still conservative i might add. i am not being judgmental *well i do* but the thing is i'm afraid, this friend of mine really is conservative.

i am not saying this as a negative thing however, there's some point in life you have to stop being so conservative and accept how the world around you works as it is. well, as i had state above that i am quite picky in choosing those who are unlucky enough to be my best friend though but I DO socialize and be friend with each and every human being i encounter whom i think had pleased me they way i might pleased them. and people, please. no negative thoughts.

i am not going to critcize on this dear friend of mine but rather would like to discuss how sometimes conservativeness to be implemented in our daily life might not or rather not helping us at all.  for example; 

why would you judge someone based on their clothing style or their sense of fashion? just because one wear skimpy clothes doesn't mean one had become a slut don't they? if they is, then all those celebrity whom you obssessed with are too slut don't you think? they too wear super short short and you call it fashion cool but when someone you knew wear such fashion you label them as slut. whoa. how unicorn are you? 

just because one kissed and lost their virginity is a bad influence and rather a shameful being to walk around or even worse to be friend with. i have few acquintances who is in the opinion that those who lose their virginity is not someone to be friend with but rather be avoided. then, they started to start all this crap about what the Bible said about women like this need to be stoned to death. well, PREACHERS i do believe the Bible also told us to not talk bad among us and to love others like how we love ourselves. maybe they just skipped thath part. oh well, nobody perfect though.

another thing is just because one express their thought in a cynical way or in a very pessimist manner doesn't mean the person is being mean or being bad and need to be avoided. for instant my blog is full of pessimistics things as that is how i rather speak up my thoughts than being old fashion where you constantly talk about good things. sometimes, things need to be spice up a bit don't think? if everyone is being a goody goody boy how could one life can be considered as a adventerous life? oh yeah. maybe drinking coffee instead of milk late at night is considered hardcore for this people. well not me.

yes, one might thought i am being cynical well duh~ mr obvious I AM. one even might say i am too liberal that i might end up stray away from my beliefs. yes i am a liberal thinker yet i do know where i stand in my beliefs. i am not the hardcore believer that doesn't want any adaptation to some of the rules to make it flow with the current waves. and i do know somethings are made not to be changed. but at some point, you need to open up the puny brain of yours and start to work it up even a tiny bit.

well, once i was an active little church activist. i still do mind you. it just that, at some point, i just couldn't relate their behaviour with their teaching. they say not to talk bad about others and not to judge others. well, the next thing is right after the end, they started gossiping about their neighbour. well, they call it a spiritual discussion. then, when one buy new car, the other label them as someone who wanted more than he should have and better to use the money for a good cause to the church.

well hello? how if he buy the car because his family no longer couldn't fit into one tiny car?.... bitches.  

so, the conclusion is.... it is almost new year!! 2012 is just knocking on the door people! have you made new resolution?