Showing posts with label law fac gossip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label law fac gossip. Show all posts

Friday, January 13, 2012

.RAWWRR is not I LOVE YOU in DINOSAOUR language.


RAWRRRR is NOT i love you in dinosaur language. it never has. never will. no one even knows if they even sounded like that. how if they actually can speak like human or squeal like a pig or even meowing like the cat.what if it actually means fuck you?

if you ever watch jurassic park, does the dinosaour looks like it loves you when it rawr-ing before chasing you and eat YOU? oh sure it does. like me. I LOVE MY FOOD AND I ATE THEM.



well, every predator love their food.

well, let's move on from that. this crap is not the reason why i made this post. what i want to ramble is about, "the past shall remain the past"

this is dedicated to all those who are sitting for exam *hint : myself* the feeling after walking out of the torture hall doesn't and cannot be considered as grateful or relief especially when you know you did not do well. for example when you had swapped the case name like a boss or you forgot the principle of the case or you REALIZED actually your understanding of the case was DIFFERENT from majority of your friends RIGHT after you step out of the exam hall. or worst, you didn't remember a single case. *sigh sigh

yet, all these are not worth remembered. it shall remain the past. i won't elaborate more on why you should because.... you'll get more stress than you already are now. HAHA.you might start to think, why oh why why why didn't i study earlier and those along the same line.

the past shall remain the past and let it be a history you never want to repeat. ahem *note to self. this is only a shot post :) so yeah.

tooodleessss babiesss :) *flips hair and leave dramatically!


Friday, January 6, 2012

.annoying you as it is.

"hey hey! hey apple!"..... "hey hey! hey apple! APPLE!"

"what orangeeee? *roll eyes*" 

"how do you know which is bottom?"

"bottom? what bottom?"

"your bottom. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

do you know what annoying mean? as in literally? nope? guess, what. it is best describe by the following criteria.
1. people who doesn't do their work.
these *disgusted face* people should rot. i mean, you've been given your job, ESPECIALLY group works, and then YOU do not do your work. hoping some fucking kind samaritan to do it for you by giving some totally  lame excuses as in not enough time, i have to much work, yadaa yadaa yadaa. guess what, we take the same course, given the same work, participate in the same activities and YET i can finish my job in TIME and you don't and gave those super LAME excuses. surprise surprise! maybe i used a totally different watch that gives me another 5 hours extra per day so instead of 24/7 like yours, mine will be 29/190. and that's why i have extra TIME not only to do my f part but also YOURS. how convenient. and even the smallest details you couldn't do and expect me to do everything. after failing to complete your part, you also fail to even contribute to at least edit the compilation *YES also done by me and partner* and even expect the other member to lick your armpits in case it grows mushrooms. *gag*. so yeah, that is one example to illustrate annoying-ness.


2. people who doesn't value their friends.
if the above should rot, THIS, should throw themselves in a raging fire. not that we want you to give us money, skirts, make ups, parfumes, shoes or bags *but we'll appreciate it* but at least show some appreciation. what? are we like a problem sponge? only when you have all those problems then you come looking for us. when you need something then you come running like a freaking horse with weird sound *AHHHHEEHEHEEHHEHE* to get it from us? or WHEN YOU FREAKING DON'T HAVE OTHER FRIENDS THEN YOU COME TO FIND US AS THE LAST RESORT? or even when you don't have the attention of your LOVER or when you are SINGLe then you realize our existence? and oh, when YOU need a freaking companion to color your dull life?

3. who makes other people feel bad of themselves and others.
simple: ANIMAL.ungrateful.bully.low self-esteem.ANIMAL.bastard.

4. people rants on stupid things.POSERS.
oh yeah, you got me there.

bye!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

racism aint' cool dude!

so here! right this very moment, all i want to do is to scream out loud, " FUCK RACISM!"

*glory glory glory man united!*
okay, HAHA. off side jap.

okay, just now i was scrolling down my Facebook page, i found this specific comment;

see?? one of the commentor refused to admit that he is a MALAYSIAN. here again.

his point was, I AM NOT MALAYSIAN AS I AM NOT MALAY. i mean wat da eff???? just because you are not malay doesn't mean your are NOT malaysia. for efff sake. you are even a university student dude!
and here you are talking about not a Malaysian just because not a malay. way to go for a UNIVERSITY student dude.

you should get a head shot. HAHA.
people like this are the one who would make this country come to her downfall earlier than what we had predicted. i mean, just look at the comments.

as a borneon, i do have to admit that, people in Borneo have less racism problem than what i had see and experience in Peninsular. i mean, we live in a more diverse surrounding than in Peninsular. i am not being bias what so ever but it is seldom to find such problem. BUT we do have it though. its like a must (?)

EXCEPT racism towards the PATI* pendatang asing tanpa izin. i mean as a MALAYSIAN towards another MALAYSIAN, it is quite rare. yes, there's quite a few stories i heard but not as many i had witness here even in UM LAW FAC itself.

what worse is, the minority like us, we are like being push from one side to the other. if you can speak one particular language than walla! there you go, you are most welcome. if not, then sorry but you just cannot fit in. like, geddit? GEDDIT?

and yes i've heard we are called the borneOs. uooh~ we are not. i mean, look at US. we be friend with all. take the nearest and simplest example; ME. i have friends from all the race. every possible race that exist in the law fac i tried to be friend. *okay, i feel like so FAKE here. haha.

i have indian friend, malay, chinese, sarawakian and even an international friend. i talk to them regularly. i joke with them. without any malicious feeling. i consider myself as Malaysian. not o borneo or sabahan or non peninsular.which WE are usually LABELLED as.

i remember the early day when i first went to UiTm Shah Alam for my foundation. one friend of mine from somewhere not sabahan or sarawakian asked me, " you guys are still like live atop of trees?"
"guess what? YES WE ARE. AND WE USE FUCKING ELEVATOR!"
" no wonder!! malaysian citizen are not that advance yet. you guys should be happy not a malaysian,"
i was like,THE FUCK WE ARE NOT MALAYSIAN. THE BOSS. i bet you fail your Geo.
i almost chocked out a Fuck You but i didnt.
here's, another USUALLY asked question,
"you guys have tv in sabah?"
"no, we dont."
" really? so no astro is it?? wait, do you know what is astro?"
"yep no tv in sabah. we use FUCKING home theater. and yes i know what is astro,"
how i wish you guys can see the priceless face. dem. if ASTRO BEYOND or ASTRO HD were already promoted that time i'll use that freaking point. HAHA. serve you right.
okay. that's it. fuck racism.  one malaysia! wohoooo!!!!