.gay club FTW.

people, calm your tities! well, only if you have TWO. bahaha. *ignore my joke attempt. for those who doesn't have tities... then calm your........ penises? BHAHAHAHAHHA. oh god, my lame jokes worth it. sob sob. proud of myself.

Before you start on making all those stupid and controversial assumptions and CIRCULATING news about this blogspot, please, please, open up your horizons of thoughts. are you going to stay this *point your whole body*  er.... lame for the rest of your life? making other poeple life miserable when one wants to enjoy them? puh lease. get a freaking life people.  i owe you nothing but YOU owe me every-freaking-thing. *don't ask me where the hell did that come from

this post is actually to give you a few simple yet reasonable REASONS why WHY gay club are better for all those women out there to go rather than all those straight club. well, with exception for the some extreme AFFECTION display you'll see there. not that it's gross but er.. you'll understand. some of them might even look cuter than the couple you'd see daily *hint: i know what you're thinking and the answer? i leave it all up to your unlimited pervert-loves-gossips imagination. *cue:imagination movers theme song* lame lame. BAHHAHAH

 

1. 99.9 %  of the guys the guys who went there won't try to get into your pants or some other sexual ways to relief their pervert desire.

well, hello? that's the reason why it is called a gay club not mere CLUB. pshhhh *roll eyes* gay won't attracted to women like you and me. pshhhh. well, except for lesbians which if you include them too BUT lesbians are far more faithful to their partner then those straight one. well, maybe JUST maybe they know their species are endangered *lame joke attempt hor. no harm mean!* so, no worries. no one will make a stupid moves on you even when you sit there waiting your friends to get the drinks and you become the table reserver *woman NOT man* the gays are actually more friendly than the girls. believe me, i KNOW this from experience. *not necessarily from GAYCLUB for god sake. and they are more fun to be with! GAY friends FTW! well, up untill you rage a war againt them though and REMEMBER they are GUYS. your reputation will shattered quickly than a quick sand when you have problems with guys especially GAYS.

2. fun, excitiment and all about FUN.

with respect of my first reason, i hereby announce that, WE CAN PARTY ALL NIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!! i mean, there's no need for you to control all your attempt flirting to very single guy in the room *fail fail fail* i mean why should you even in the first place. if you want to make a move, choose la other place. the reason why to go to gay club is to have fun i mean REAL fun *dance,laugh etc which ever come to your puny mind* without worrying the male species. but REMEMBER! every time you want to go to club, remember to bring boy friendS not your boyfriend but BOY-----FRIENDDDDDDs. for your safety too. one can never know what gonna happen. you can dance like nobody's bussiness. laugh like there's no tomorrow. being silly without worrying no guys will make moves on you *well DUH* and party LIKE A BOSS! WOHOOOOO!!!!! 

3. you can dance with the cute GUYS *not just CUTE BUT HOT* 

putting aside the fact that they are gays, MOST of the clubbers will be either, cute, handsome, hot, sexy or might all of the above!!! *drool* so you can brag that some hotties dance with you last night which is entirely trues but putting aside that they are gay and have some interest in you which is obvious. you can dance with them without being called a slut because you wont even have 90% of chance to have them. pshhh. *the other 10% just in case you are lucky enough they are BI. BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.

well, i know my reasons are not that erm.. how should i put it, more reasonable? BUT you get the whole idea.... right? it is for FUN you sucker. pshhh! get a life~

babai!

.annoying you as it is.

"hey hey! hey apple!"..... "hey hey! hey apple! APPLE!"

"what orangeeee? *roll eyes*" 

"how do you know which is bottom?"

"bottom? what bottom?"

"your bottom. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

do you know what annoying mean? as in literally? nope? guess, what. it is best describe by the following criteria.

1. people who doesn't do their work.

these *disgusted face* people should rot. i mean, you've been given your job, ESPECIALLY group works, and then YOU do not do your work. hoping some fucking kind samaritan to do it for you by giving some totally  lame excuses as in not enough time, i have to much work, yadaa yadaa yadaa. guess what, we take the same course, given the same work, participate in the same activities and YET i can finish my job in TIME and you don't and gave those super LAME excuses. surprise surprise! maybe i used a totally different watch that gives me another 5 hours extra per day so instead of 24/7 like yours, mine will be 29/190. and that's why i have extra TIME not only to do my f part but also YOURS. how convenient. and even the smallest details you couldn't do and expect me to do everything. after failing to complete your part, you also fail to even contribute to at least edit the compilation *YES also done by me and partner* and even expect the other member to lick your armpits in case it grows mushrooms. *gag*. so yeah, that is one example to illustrate annoying-ness.

2. people who doesn't value their friends.
if the above should rot, THIS, should throw themselves in a raging fire. not that we want you to give us money, skirts, make ups, parfumes, shoes or bags *but we'll appreciate it* but at least show some appreciation. what? are we like a problem sponge? only when you have all those problems then you come looking for us. when you need something then you come running like a freaking horse with weird sound *AHHHHEEHEHEEHHEHE* to get it from us? or WHEN YOU FREAKING DON'T HAVE OTHER FRIENDS THEN YOU COME TO FIND US AS THE LAST RESORT? or even when you don't have the attention of your LOVER or when you are SINGLe then you realize our existence? and oh, when YOU need a freaking companion to color your dull life?

3. who makes other people feel bad of themselves and others.
simple: ANIMAL.ungrateful.bully.low self-esteem.ANIMAL.bastard.

4. people rants on stupid things.POSERS.
oh yeah, you got me there.

bye!

.nobody's story.

when you walk pass a really old man, holding a stick without no one helping looking so helpless, what is the first thing enters your mind?
some common answers will be:
1. where are his family??
2. pshhhh. probably some beggar.
3. didn't see anyone and walk past through.

how many of you actually going to help the old man? if it is me, i might be thinking twice maybe thrice well most probably not helping. well are you? it's not about the lack of morals or the decreasing value of humanity among the human race nowadays. it's just there's so much things going on in this world that it is so hard for you to actually trust people easily.

the accessibility of news nowadays actually giving us the advantage to understand how things really work now. to understand people is to understand the way the world works now. to survive. how are you going to survive if to trust people so easily can be a disadvantage? some people are just to vulnerable when it comes to people. especially when it come to children and old people. i do have tender hearts for these two but my not so-innocent knowledge about this un-virgin world do help me to survive.

the deteroriating value of trust in this time of life have somewhat drag along many other good values that one might find in others if just trust is valued as it was before. the mysteries in life, the beauty in friendship and the adventure in every new person we know might surprise more than we expect. how do you value trust depends on you entirely.

for me, as long as you keep your promises, i can trust you. but to trust you well enough is another story. i admit that i had not been able to keep some promise that i made but i tried to make it up to them. but what i regret most was, the chances that was blown away together with the promises i couldn't keep.

a not so wise man told me, trust is so fragile you know, once you broke mine towards you, i would never going to trust you again.

so, lesson learnt. even though such er, wise words was never expected from him, but i believe those words really come from him =.= sorry man.

.non-smoking area, smelly.

hey smoothies.

"Your teeth is kind a yellow-ish... somehow remind me of apple caramel. delicious. NOT."

"Your breath smells remind me of last night leftover.........."

"you turn me off. literally"

well, these are some of the things i wish i had the courage to say to some of the irresponsible smoker in non-smoking area to get them understand how they annoyed me. to my understanding as a normal non-smoking being, a non-smoking area do mean no smoking. as in, NO. SMOKING.

should i continue being patient with this people who doesn't know the difference between a non-smoking and a smoking area? maybe the tar and all those chemical stuff inside the cigaratte causing a significant effects towards their brain to actually decrease their capability to think and register what they received into their neurons. illiterate and dumb. pshh.

move on. oh this is another thing i wonder the most. unique body odour. i shouldn't call it smelly or salty or whatever you can describe it as it might offends some people. do they ever smell themselves and think even JUST for a moment that are there any invention that can help me to curb my unique smelling body. *sigh

guys are the one who usually having this problem despite of races and beliefs. well, age do actually contribute to this problem and make it even worse. some women actually smell highly interesting too but it is in our nature to be more attentive to such thing.

why why why why?do even for a minute try to smell your armpit and decide whether if your friend have the same armpit smell like yours, would you sit a car with him/her? would YOU? if you wouldn't, then maybe it's time for you to say HI to a long lost friend of yours, MR DEODORANT.

there's no need for you to buy the expensive one. try REXONA. it is quite cheap and it works. for those under arms who looks like never been washed, you can try Nivea Double Whitening. it works. really. i am using it. at least, my under arms look decent and has no interesting smell.

i USED the middle and it SMELLS really NICE

or at least try to take bath TWICE a day. if you are that lazy, ONCE is enough. in the morning. before you go and mingle with your fellow human race and kill them slowly with every contaminated air around you :)

.hygiene can affect your social pyramid.

.random rambling.

 hey watermelon-ist!

there's always a group of people which you couldn't stand. ALWAYS. yes, you can always deny if you want to but i do believe deep deep deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down in your uncaring heart you have. well, maybe just a tid bit annoyed  am i not right?

oh okay, maybe not a group maybe just a few. who aren't? recently i had this talked with  my fellow muggle friends about how they actually pick and choose their friends. 

i myself do pick and choose my friends. well, quite picky i might add to that. however, i have this one specific friend whose thinking are still conservative i might add. i am not being judgmental *well i do* but the thing is i'm afraid, this friend of mine really is conservative.

i am not saying this as a negative thing however, there's some point in life you have to stop being so conservative and accept how the world around you works as it is. well, as i had state above that i am quite picky in choosing those who are unlucky enough to be my best friend though but I DO socialize and be friend with each and every human being i encounter whom i think had pleased me they way i might pleased them. and people, please. no negative thoughts.

i am not going to critcize on this dear friend of mine but rather would like to discuss how sometimes conservativeness to be implemented in our daily life might not or rather not helping us at all.  for example; 

why would you judge someone based on their clothing style or their sense of fashion? just because one wear skimpy clothes doesn't mean one had become a slut don't they? if they is, then all those celebrity whom you obssessed with are too slut don't you think? they too wear super short short and you call it fashion cool but when someone you knew wear such fashion you label them as slut. whoa. how unicorn are you? 

just because one kissed and lost their virginity is a bad influence and rather a shameful being to walk around or even worse to be friend with. i have few acquintances who is in the opinion that those who lose their virginity is not someone to be friend with but rather be avoided. then, they started to start all this crap about what the Bible said about women like this need to be stoned to death. well, PREACHERS i do believe the Bible also told us to not talk bad among us and to love others like how we love ourselves. maybe they just skipped thath part. oh well, nobody perfect though.

another thing is just because one express their thought in a cynical way or in a very pessimist manner doesn't mean the person is being mean or being bad and need to be avoided. for instant my blog is full of pessimistics things as that is how i rather speak up my thoughts than being old fashion where you constantly talk about good things. sometimes, things need to be spice up a bit don't think? if everyone is being a goody goody boy how could one life can be considered as a adventerous life? oh yeah. maybe drinking coffee instead of milk late at night is considered hardcore for this people. well not me.

yes, one might thought i am being cynical well duh~ mr obvious I AM. one even might say i am too liberal that i might end up stray away from my beliefs. yes i am a liberal thinker yet i do know where i stand in my beliefs. i am not the hardcore believer that doesn't want any adaptation to some of the rules to make it flow with the current waves. and i do know somethings are made not to be changed. but at some point, you need to open up the puny brain of yours and start to work it up even a tiny bit.

well, once i was an active little church activist. i still do mind you. it just that, at some point, i just couldn't relate their behaviour with their teaching. they say not to talk bad about others and not to judge others. well, the next thing is right after the end, they started gossiping about their neighbour. well, they call it a spiritual discussion. then, when one buy new car, the other label them as someone who wanted more than he should have and better to use the money for a good cause to the church.

well hello? how if he buy the car because his family no longer couldn't fit into one tiny car?.... bitches.  

so, the conclusion is.... it is almost new year!! 2012 is just knocking on the door people! have you made new resolution?

when it is all about e.g.o

why people need ego so much when it is the most frequent reason used when there's a bad relationship?
"he's ego is so much bigger and tougher than the meat my sister cooked last night. that's why i broke up with him."
 or
"she has so much ego than my dog. i don't need a girlfriend like that."
see? why why why why?
blame ego but we actually never take the step to lower our own ego before we blame it on the other or the ego itself.
easiest example, why you never accept the fact that you have many pimples and denying it by covering it up with concealer?
why have to buy an S size shirt when you know you only can fit in M size and above when you buying shirt or clothes with friends?
to say you are embarrassed is not good enough. lying to your own self is worse because you'll end up feeeling guilty your whole life.
"why didn't i just tell him that he has booger on his nose?? now he end up being picked up."
or or
"why didn't i just say sorry? maybe he'd not kill my cat if i did."
see? there's so many bad or regretting consequences when you are too full of your own ego. even a good friendship might be ruined.

"dude, why didn't you just accept her apology?"
"why should i? she's just a bitch i can live without."
"but she really mean it."
" fuck her then. too much ego and does she thinks she's hot? get a life."
see? EGO??? speak for yourself.

EGO can lead to stress to the person who are innocent or actually had lowered their ego seeking for forgiveness.
or even worse, low-self esteem towards one self.
not only to those who seek forgiveness but also to who doesn't have good or nice friends at all. they might end up looking like this:

see the BAD DANGEROUS VICIOUS consequences?
=..=
move on to my next glorious point, yes you might have the reputation but you'll never have a good nice friend and you will NEVER EVER gonna find one.


okay. bye.

the bitch in red~

here's the thing. i was on rush *well, not that rush! BUT my bag is freaking heavy people!

the place where the crime against gorgeous people ESPECIALLY ME happened was in.. let say, LDDT.
okay, here's the thing.
i was on the drop-off luggage counter, well OBVIOUSLY wanting to drop off my luggage~ DUH! people DUH!
so the the offender was working. well, ya, i came and drop my luggage *it is obviously what the counter are for*
and when i finished, i looked at the weigh well, 23kg. JUST freaking JUST 3kg excess than the amount i bought. do the math people!! especially those who are in LAW. HAHA.

so i was thinking. maybe around 30 bucks. oh well, i still have THAT much money in my purse tho. so, i casually asked the criminal offender.
"berape kak?" hoho. okay trip semenanjung jap~ LOL.
she mumbled.
"hah?"
" 9xxxxx" i was like WHAT BITCH???

"x boleh kurang ke kak? student pun x leh kurang? 3 kg je kot~"
" sorry dik x ble," she rolled her freaking ugly deformed fish eyes.
"fcuk!" i mumble and i look through my purse. BULLS EYE people!!!!
i only manage to score 60 bucks in my purse! DEM!
so i have to do puppy dog eyes to my hero of the day... drum roll please!!!!!
                                       Steve.Fricher.Joseph

wohooo!! i manage to paw him almost 40 bucks. SEE people?? SEE?? Sky Asia manage to turn me into a peminjam freaking HUTANG. lain kali, buat seja servis along di LDDT tu Sky Asia. sampalau punya munyit!!
bug u! bug u! BUG U!!! bugima punya Sky Asia.

this is Sky Asia in real life. HAHA. bugima kau paw duit student! bug u!

secondly, time before imigresen tu kan ada check boarding pass. saya tunjuk la ma ci tu *orang yang lain.
"ni xde cop la dik." ahh?
"ni? cop?" tunjuk guna ibu jari. cop tu bawah sticker~
"xde. pg check balik." BUGIMA for the second time.
so with my freakinglicious face i turned on my no heel flats and stormed out. i was like. apa lagi la ma ci tua ni mau????
out of the queue i check and guess what, the COP was there cute and clear. not my fault. bug!
so again i queue and the other police was like what?? because my face was...

so when i reached the ma ci i was like.
" KAK, ni HAH cop! nampak?? puas??"
she was, " oh pg sabah..."
" fuck la," i said loud enough for the ma ci to hear. FUCK YOU RACIST!! i HATE YOU FREAK!! BUGIMA PUNYA PEREMPUAN. malairen memang MACAM tu!!!

k bye.